Birthday

Fabulous - female
Shipping & Handling - male
Shipping & Handling - female
What Are Your Other 2 Wishes?
You're Retro
Not As Old As You'll Be Next Year
Swear Words
Perk Up
$ 7.50

Perk Up

Getting Lucky - Male
Getting Lucky - Female
Get The F*ck Out - Male
Get The F*ck Out - Female
You Magnificent Bastard
Juice Cleanse
Bitches Be Drinkin'
No Great Story Ever Started With a Salad
Almost Pooped In My Lederhosen!
Here's Your F*cking Birthday Card
Tequila
$ 15.00

Tequila

Oh Shit!
$ 15.00

Oh Shit!

Life Like Female
Life Like Male
Shame Male
$ 15.00

Shame Male

Dog Years Male
Dog Years Female
Chicks
$ 15.00

Chicks

After 29
$ 15.00

After 29